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07-05-2006 10:33 PM
I am working hard to restore my good name. My reputation has been smeared by men with petty jealousy. I am a kinder gentler Hitler. To prove it, I tell you that I love all people - even Jews. I have shaken the hand of a crippled man. And I have smiled at a Gypsy.
Please see my Photo Album for proof that I have changed.
I am working hard to restore my good name. My reputation has been smeared by men with petty jealousy. I am a kinder gentler Hitler. To prove it, I tell you that I love all people - even Jews. I have shaken the hand of a crippled man. And I have smiled at a Gypsy.
Please see my Photo Album for proof that I have changed.
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07-05-2006 12:44 PM
I blame my incompetent generals.
At a meeting in the Reichstag, Rommel poured something in my glass that smelled so foul I threw it against the wall. Suspecting poison, I leaned over the table and slammed my fist.
"Damn the juice!" I screamed. "Get rid of all the juice in Germany!"
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