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Hitler

Contact Info

Mailing Address

Bunker 9
Argentina

My Quotes

"Ich bin ein Berliner" - John F. Kennedy

Interests

genocide - war - playing with dolls -

Network Interests

art - camping - cats - children - comedy - computers - dogs - drinking - firefly - internet - metal - movies - music - peace - reading - running - serenity - women - writing - zoints

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My Struggle

INTRODUCING AN ALL NEW HITLER!

07-05-2006 09:33 PM

I am working hard to restore my good name. My reputation has been smeared by men with petty jealousy. I am a kinder gentler Hitler. To prove it, I tell you that I love all people - even Jews. I have shaken the hand of a crippled man. And I have smiled at a Gypsy.

Please see my Photo Album for proof that I have changed.

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IT WAS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING

07-05-2006 11:44 AM

I blame my incompetent generals.

At a meeting in the Reichstag, Rommel poured something in my glass that smelled so foul I threw it against the wall. Suspecting poison, I leaned over the table and slammed my fist.

"Damn the juice!" I screamed. "Get rid of all the juice in Germany!"

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